Cthulhu 'n' Me

I pity the poor detective tasked with eventually digging up your basement.

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No, that's a hippopopatamus.

Is this the one from Disney with the ballerina elephants?

We will call it "Bad Grandma".

I'm on it.

"Brangelina-ed"

See, told you it wouldn't last!

Paramount will sue itself for copyright infringement and make millions!

Technically, bestiality.

…Rasta-Mon-Opoly, Galip-olopoly, Edna Krabappoly…

That is an absolute falsehood!

Yes?

How 'bout the heroic quotes? Will they get equal play?

So they ret-conned the cheesecake?

Thank you for being a…oh…

So, you're in hell?

Wildfires reported in southern California west of the Slauson cutoff.
-Zombie Johnny Carson

In her speech, she could sum it all up as "What a way to make a living."