By "weird" do you mean "erotic"?

Well, maybe not YOU…

The only killer in Panda Express is the MSG!!!!

I thought that was on the Netflix or the Huloo or something.

The right reading for this is the one I'm giving.

I'd have to say: ass sphincter says what?

Cold scurvy patients?

It's all subtext. It requires a sober reading.

Party time!

Can someone photo shop that Pepe thing on to the white guy?

He doesn't need love. Only a meaty bone to make soup.

"In the Heat of the OJ"? LOVED that movie! I saw it on a double bill with "Birther of a Hidden Fence."

If everyone now needs to apologize every time they flub a title, I'm never going to stop getting emails from my dad.

So am I, but you don't hear me bragging!

Natty Light to white trash?

They are printed down Kindle content.

No, guys, I was telling Julian Assange that Donald Trump IS a hack! Not a brilliant satirist like myself. Everybody says I have the best satire. Lying media gets it wrong again! Sad!

"Lincoln and the Beardo"?

You come in second place to Roy.

Racist Under Fire?