La plume sur la table?

Forgive him, he knows not what he does.

I don't know what possessed you to make this joke.

*slaps Confederate Flag bumper sticker over the 3 Confederate stickers already there*
That sumbitch is one goldurned fine Murican!
*doesn't recognize irony*
*stumbles away to pee*
*passes out in ditch*
Fin

Hey Cy! You done fucked up yer front end somethin' good! You been runnin that Ford into trailers agin??

Gold star.

I have $50!!!

Whatever possessed you to say that?

*See above*

He's white, wrinkled, likes guns, doesn't seem to pay taxes, and spends most of his time killing people of other ethnicities.

Can we give the Oscar to Trump and let Deadpool be the president?

*slams pickup into Kirk's trailer, nearly knocking Kirk's mama off'n him*

Is there some sort of sign up sheet?

Well, ain't that America?

Some things are just for me.

I hope he does claim CGI, which will force people to investigate and write about the investigation. I want this story to have legs - that pee is dripping down.

What, no Quick?! Or at least Bosco?

What would be his supervillian name? Pussygrabber? Big P? Orange Julius?

You're just a puppet of Marvel Comics.

Sure, I'll focus on an award ceremony for a comic book movie - it's not like there's anything else going on these days.