Seems more of a celebration, rather than an awareness.

R. Kelly has had sex with Ivanka too?

So now that R.Kelly's out, who's up next - Urethra Franklin?

I'm surprised that Toby Keith takes the time away from spitting on Mexicans to record songs.

In odder news, Penthouse is claiming they have a yellow tape of an orange man in a Red hotel room…could this cancel the green lighted ceremony??:

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave me!

So why don't you kill me.

3 Doors Down the Drain!

He am what he am.

Apparently they are not defending the property rights of random motorists.

It's pronounced 'sugartits', but it's spelled 'Bron-Y-Wynl-Grahagraharrrh.'

I demand a recount!

A motion for regional loyalty is put to the floor, the nay votes from CA are: Rams, Lakers, A's, Giants, Dodgers, Raiders…

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider…
Sorry, thought we were starting a sing along with the theme from Maude.

Not quiet enough.

I just loved the lavish use of JFK's brains on Jackie's perky Channel suit!
-Zombie Mr. Blackwell

As long as it's nerdy, upvoted.

We all are. Except for Sam.

Which one is "sugartits"?

He brewed a helluva beer, though.