I asked about that - and the aging bottle blonde behind the counter screamed something about autism at me, farted, and then claimed that she "still got it."

Is it Tarkhun?

That's one tiny pickle! What kind of hands could manipulate a pickle that small?

Urine for a beefy treat at Wahlburgers!

No Gameshows for Old Men

"Urine the majority with that statement."
-Donald J. Trump

"How's the galaxy treating you, Mr. Peterson?"

Well, ok.

And his pee smells terrible.

Place a bottle of wine and a couple of quaaludes on set and it could be.

I built a kid from that kit.

It's your grandpa Jaime. He's a famous jazz musician!

It's a dress code. Terrence Howard is strict, but fair.

I think he just happened to wander into the room.

It's called "What the Hell Happened to my Career?!" in which contestants must guess what the hell happened to Jaime Foxx's career.

My only issue with this article is the proximity of the word "artist" to the words "Shia LaBeouf"

Pictured above: the alternate universe Mormon Tabernacle Choir rehearses their inauguration performance.

Sure, swing at the softballs. Take on "The Sorrow and the Pity" then give me a call.

Cousin Tom makes a brief cameo, mutters "You think darkness is your ally?" in a weird sing-song accent, shuffles off.

Why not?!