"Watersportsgate"

And also this:

Speaking of which…my favorite headline of the day:

Where's Ed McMahon, goddamnit?!

Could I borrow it? And some blank cassette tapes?

Hmmmnn…what is a good 3D representation of a single supplier in an unregulated market creating an artificial shortage leading to a general increase in prices?

Looks like it's my time to shine!

If this is going to be another pun thread, I'm gonna say Solange for the evening and take off.

Yes, and it made me artistic!

I'm sorry…the correct answer is "moops."

I like Ike.

Even if it's a suppository?

But NOW where do I go for my 4 song rock-block of Zeppelin-comma-LED!?!?!

Well, sure, when Mom's in town….

Help us Alba, Juan and Moby…you're our only hope.

Is it for the sale at Penney's?

Vienna?

He didn't write "Midtempo Piece of Shit"?

It's My Life, Don't Ask Me why.

A bottle of red/A bottle of white/Another DUI tonight…