Does anyone have Natalie's number?

Maybe Huey Lewis can use it on his rapidly mummifying head before he's nothing but a pile of dust and a twelve bar I-IV-V progression.

Oh lord, if they ever do catch up with that whale, Ishmael's gonna be in trouble…

I'd like to respond, but I'm only 1/2 way through chapter 3…

Oh goddamnit! I forgot Ingrid's birthday again?!?! Thanks a lot for making my day worse, Curmudgahideen!!

They're pushing up the schedule!!!

First Shondaland, then the world!

Always look on the bright side of life…

He and his buddy Johnny Dangerously never get approved for debt consolidation loans because of just that attitude.

I'm Batman!

That is the face of someone who is overly concerned with locally sourced gluten.

Let's just say he accompanied himself. And that the front row left almost immediately.

He played "The Star Spangled Banner" at Woodstock using only his butt cheeks.

"Joan Crawford." You could re-title it "Joan Clawford."

Joe Scarborough article comment sections?

I'm getting more cat than panda from the accompanying shot. And my godson is so addicted to this show, it's unseemly. I don't know what's wrong with kids these days. D'oh!

We were speaking of Hatsumi Tentacle-Virgin-san?

So, Gumball is at "that time of the month", huh?

I'm a C- and am prone to bouts of mediocre apathy.

Several Crown and Cokes.