The tree directly in front of Billy Joel's car does.

Tune in tomorrow when I will be heard to utter, "23 skidoo!"

Woo hoo! In your face, Bush. Now apologize for the tax hike.

The title will be hilarious. The contents when viewed will be a subtle let-down.

I'll give you $10.

Too late for Lenny…

The image is distorted…people are saying this is in fact you in a deep cover false flag operation! How do you respond?
-Alex Jones

Meanwhile, Wendy's continues to use an image of the ONE DAY I let my sister braid my hair, and I haven't seen a plug nickel!

I had Chipotle in my colon once. It hurt worse.

Smallpox and explosive diarrhea will also happen, but you don't gotta put it up on a big screen.

Oh well, easy come, easy go.

**Chuck Barris yanks Core Concept off the stage**

Nothing really Dark Matters, to meeeeeeeee…..

Get ready for hate mail from the Alt Matter.

Italian automobile stylists are especially fertile.

I'm seein' double here. 4 Ghiblis!

**Richard Gere feels a disturbance in the Force**

I'm sensing a theme.

And then, the giant lizard destroyed Tokyo.

Side effects include mild priapism. If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, this spider still will not be impressed.