Well, that was less fun and more craft-y than I thought.

Don't worry 'bout it. All these older models came standard with an Asbury Juke. You can paint right over that.

I hope they play it like Gotham, only darker.

Fix the lighter.

The highway's full of broken heroes on a last chance test drive (of Bruce's used car).

I was the head of a trucker's union once. That reminds me, there's a lot of money and some dead bodies buried in the back yard!

Ka-Bong!!!

He didn't ask to become king of the balloon doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!

***Lifts shirt, blinds Peterson with the glare, runs into interview***

Baked in a pie.

-The AV Club!

Those shameless cucks have betrayed the alpha males yet again! Sad!

I learned from Christmas shopping long ago, you can almost always get a better deal than Macy's.

It's all about the funky bass.

Godzilla v. Wade was going to be shown, but that plan was aborted.

That depends. How conversant are you with what is colloquially known as….the Darknet?

But they don't have Crow singing "Gamera is fun to eat/he is stuffed with turtle meat"!

What about….

Gamera or GTFO!

Nick has got his finger on the pulse of the nation.