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Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Force Hits the Snooze Button

I'll bet she buys discount vodka, as well. And turns her underwear inside out to save on laundry quarters.

I just take a valium.
And adderol.
And propecia.
And lithium.
And…

A Shift in demographics.

So you're going to ask the guy who used songs without permission for his campaign to stop piracy?

It's time for a gritty reboot of the Gillooly wedding night video. Get Zack Snyder on the line, ASAP!

I pronounce it "homina-homina-*cartoon wolf whistle*!!!"

I don't know where Margot is going to find a vintage hair-crimper and 20 pounds of ass fat to help her prepare for the role, but I wish her luck.

I refuse to be bound by the spelling choices of anti-semites!!!

Robin Thicke writes requiem for funeral mass, is immediately sued by Mozart.

Also Anti-Semites:

This post gives me the hebie jeebies.

SAY HI TO YAH TRESHAH FOAH ME!

It's not challenging thinking Jimmy Fallon is gay. I'm doing it right now.

Va Va Va Voom!

It's the part I was born to play, Baby!

The cereal or the game?

I'm hauling ass to Lalapalooza!

From the producers of Unsupervised and the writing team that gave you Chozen, comes "Lazy Almost-Swear as a Title"! In January on Fox!