Well, it's a crime that Comcast stuck it in my channel bundle, which I have to pay for. Is that an episode?

They already are. They call themselves "militias."

Challenge accepted!

I didn't think it would be possible for Piscopo to make me laugh without Eddie Murphy, but here we are.

yeah…"accidentally".

Fargin icehole.

Batman's a scientist…

"I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs."
-Is a Futurama quote good enough?

There's a special Swedish hell reserved for that pun.

It will have 3 duplicate pieces and 4 missing pieces.

"Immin hymma yournda ward!"

Can I throw spark plugs or batteries instead?

Nothing's right I'm torn!

He hot glues a sea turtle to the brim and adds another bangle to his wrist.

I thought it was Creed.

YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH-AAAAHHH-AHHHHHH-WOOOOOOO!!!!

Ach, wold brynm-y-gar lon goskrie wid ye swyrnful.

If you whisper "Mortdecai" into a mirror three times, Johnny Depp appears and steals your hat.

I feel like Dan Ahdoot is not a real name.

Welsh and Poetry. Two words that go together like distended and colon.