My lightsaber…if you've ever seen it…I guarantee there have been no complaints!

Yeah, man, but…like…only humans were in positions of actual power. It was obviously a structuralist establishment aimed at keeping the war pig humans at the top, while the people of (green and purple) color toil away at menial bounty hunting part time jobs or are marginalized as criminals without representation!
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Yeah, but introducing Trump Vader and Jar Jar Bernie into cannon is pushing it a little…

The family has been on a budget since Uncle Midas blew the inheritance at the Olympics. On Olympus. Greek demi-gods and gambling, man…

Umm, that first panel. Why is there some sort of skirt like fabric blocking the view of the micro-thong? Hasn't this dork ever drawn for a comic before??

Well, sure. We voted one into the presidency, after all.

Paul denied him three times.

Mmmm…sacrilicious.

But you can customize your toppings to mecca your own burger.

If they put that on the sign, no wonder the Palestine BK went under.

…to supersize it!

For the image of Paul McCartney serving you a burger while singing "Live and Let Fry"?

The Eucharist burger at the Golgotha BK is crucilicious!

It's made with 11 hebes and spices!

"Making knuckle babies" was the preferred term growing up.

"Didn't Barry say the muslims invented the weather?"

So did she, apparently.

How'd that work out?

We think we know what we're doin'

My letters are not weird and I am only buzzed!