I didn't say "new", I said "interesting."

It's an interesting world when facts need an ad campaign.

Eww.

Adam also ruins promos.

He ruined gravity.

For some reason I have Cyndi Lauper stuck singing in my head…

The trick is swabbing anywhere that doesn't produce a sample.

Go on…

You think when you die you go to heaven?

Sure that tall man killed and crushed the kids into kobalds, but look at the way he can get the star on the top of the tree!

Walt, this is Vlad…your agent. I got you a gig! In a remake. Of a movie…based on a video game. Whaddya mean "craft"? "Storytelling?" "Truth?"

Maybe if you had called it "Naughty Girls Revolt"…?

Where do you get your news?

No, Brett Ratner is Michael Bay's bagman.

The power of christ compelled me.

You forgot the umlaut.

I don't see Gentle Herpes' name on there. Thus, I don't see how you can call the list "improved".

Chocolate farts?

How exactly is that fun?

But I did that already!