Monastat?

A candle that smells like obesity and adult onset diabetes? How do I buy?!

Piper down!

The strictest of the Harveys…

Ok, the non snarky response: having been raised in one of these bullshit factories (specifically the flavor best known for molesting kids for decades, with a cover up that is still being actively pursued), what does not hold water is 2,000 years of perpetuating a smug, self indulgent fantasy meant to raise up a very…

Then shouldn't they re-title it to "Fatherland"?

"Ever commit murder?"
"Well, mistakes have been made…"

D'oh!

Your honor, I call Hypatia, Boethius, Michael Servetus, Galileo
 , Copernicus, et al to the stand.

Well, you don't have to be so cranky about it.

That's the problem, man. Our youth-centric society devalues the Lite beer choices of our elderly.

Exit… alt-right.

Oh captain my…turtle?

You know, throwing a comment in around here is like tossing a pebble in the water. It's fun watching the resulting ripples because you never know where they're going to go. Unless you understand physics. Which my bible tells me is a sin.

When Morrissey tells her to.

Harvey Birdman tested, Harvey Danger approved.

Sshhh…once they realize you're a geezer, you won't get no respect. No respect at all.

YOU MONSTER!

Those photo boards are indeed the beginning of the end.

Right in time for the government chip in your hand to start glowing red - as a reminder to go see this movie.