Then why was it wearing those bright, ruby red runners like that?!

Fine. Chinatown, then.

That was one deep track of a reference.

The point is moo-t, now, anyway.

So is there any classic movie I can enjoy unironically without being horrified by those involved??

Brando possibly. He did like butter.

Shazbut! How does someone so liquored up beat me to the punchline by 3 minutes?!

Luckily, they have all become quite redundant.

Well, there's still the delivery system?…the supply chain?…manufacturing?…

"Grab and Go"…I feel like there's the beginning of a joke there…if only there was something stubby and orange to relate it to…

At the Y-M-C-AY!!

I have a 13 episode commitment from AMC.

I only care about the ball-inator's back story.

I think we can safely assume Breitbart will have shit.

Don't be ridiculous…it'll be a MUSLIM Socialist Ball-Inator.

OBAMA CREATING INNER CITY ARMY OF SOCIALIST BALLERS!!!

I'm sure this completely innocuous event will go unremarked upon by the sensible, low key proponents of the incoming administration.

I don't know. People on the internet usually keep their opinions to themselves.

I have a whole lot of non-specific concert T's I'd like to sell to you.

That's how I describe my genitalia. Plagiarism!