I think MS13 would be a far more interesting collaboration.

Yes, but can't appear on Facebook Live for obvious reasons.

Fantastic - the only things we got out of the Rio Olympics were Ryan Lochte jokes, athletes with multiple STDs and favelas.

Progressive. A sort of low rent Flo. A Low-Flo, if you will.

Dracula: Unwatched.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

"had multiple building code violations—chief of which was the lack of an official stairway to the second floor, only a makeshift staircase made of wooden pallets"

You'll outlive us all, baby.

I would like all of the grain alcohol after reading this story.

Fluoride in the drinking water poisoning our precious bodily fluids.

That Crow ain't right.

Upvoted for "Dear God".

Some thing something lemonade stand.

I once sent Joan Baez to the DMV to pick up my state ID.

I'd be more worried about that burning sensation he's about to leave you with…

Why does every Monday at the AV Club start with arson and explicit sexual activity?

Beam me up, Chewie!

I knew I shoulda bought land instead of that Trump U. franchise!

The Banshees have been quite loud, though.

Remember indigenous peoples, the voice that gets heard is white and wealthy (and being connected doesn't hurt either).