Not me. Cheez Whiz.

Time to get really really fixed and then really really careless!

We are stardust. We are golden.

You two are going to have to take that outside.

Get to your safe space.

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv.

- Morrissey, "Songs From My 14th Birthday Party"

What, the sound of Mike Pence furiously masturbating in the distance? Why yes, I guess it is sad…

Guillermo always looks like he's trying to order off menu from a particularly surly tappas restaurant waiter.

"He slimed me."

Bye. Bye. Bi.

All love is essentially dead.

He can't take on any more projects…his schedule couldn't be Fuller.

It would be a Triumph!

Non stop "Fight the Good Fight" all day, every day.

Union rules. Need 'em for your mandated 2 hat dance breaks per day. Don't you know nuthin' 'bout Labor law?

She's no Mae Marsh, that's for sure.

Unfair! La Cucaracha is pretty good…

That photo…is it the pinata, Axl or Trump?

After all that pizza, I should do some pilates to burn off them carbs! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…