Papa John's has hired Jesus to deliver pizza via transubstantiation.

To be fair, me too. But I'm so old I remember a time when the Rolling Stones were merely ancient.

I'm on Team Methuselah!

Yep, that's her damn good time face.

When asked for comment, Satan responded "Hell is actually Justin Bieber's Tidal."

They are not going to like the 10 pound Baconator note at all.

Her crumpet budget must be out of control.

Hmmnn…would you care to state that in the form of a wager?

Fantastic Cash Cows and How To Retire Upon Them

You know, now might be a good time for a bit of unity, strength in numbers, forming alliances, that sort of thing…

Since I seem to remember that a buboe is a blood and pus filled blister found on plague victims, maybe I'll wait until after she's finished eating to share that insight with her.

Mmmmnnnn…cherished heroin…

Glad to hear somebody's hit points are in double digits! (I actually had to ask the young woman next to me for a D&D reference about health…have no idea if I translated correctly.)

How 'bout if I offer them a Chunky?

It's like a million Joss Wheedon fans whined out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

I liked his writing - well informed and interesting. RIP.

He should take a long walk, sort things out.

thankyouverymuchgodblessandgoodnight

What's Ike got to do with it?

Yes, I think I heard it one summer's day as I was dropping some kids off at the pool.