She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

She's right, it's literally unbelievable.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Uh, I got to #2 where she says that pre-made vegetable trays have their place at a kid’s softball game (which doesn’t even make sense bc most kids NEVER eat raw vegetables anyway), and that lady can fuck herself.

Reason #999 NOT to shop at Zara.

And what happened to the idea that if you’re going to be a police officer, you’re going to be putting your life on the line to serve the public? That means you sometimes have to take a risk and not fucking shoot someone just because they might pose a threat.

Apparently we here in the US have the world's most skittish cops, who are frightened of every twitch and shadow that they see. Here's an idea: if you are constantly afraid for your life, maybe being a cop isn't for you. Maybe you should try something a little more low key, like being a meter minder; empty cars rarely…

Twitter may have given her the means to reach the maximum amount of people but it’s a really awkward way to communicate longer deep thoughts.

Somewhat surprisingly, it appears they lack the will of the warrior.

I mean, sexism may be a factor, but Seinfeld was legitimately funny. Sure, the characters were terrible people, but I think there was an absurdity to Seinfeld, a surreality, even though it serves as an allegory for any situation you may get into in life, that makes it light and fun, whereas Girl is steeped in reality…

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

God, I love that movie. I need to watch it again...