I thought this is what it looked like:

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

He volunteered to go on tv as an undecided voter in possibly the nastiest and most obvious presidential election in modern history. I’m having a really hard time mustering sympathy for him.

If you choose to do an AMA, you are asking for it. You’re making the choice to put yourself out there.

Some people get extremely paranoid after smoking. This is not new.

She's right, it's literally unbelievable.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Uh, I got to #2 where she says that pre-made vegetable trays have their place at a kid’s softball game (which doesn’t even make sense bc most kids NEVER eat raw vegetables anyway), and that lady can fuck herself.

I haven’t seen this, but I disagree with the idea that any of these characters need to be properly set up in order to work in the movie. That is the biggest problem with comic book movies in general — the origin story is played out.

Reason #999 NOT to shop at Zara.

And what happened to the idea that if you’re going to be a police officer, you’re going to be putting your life on the line to serve the public? That means you sometimes have to take a risk and not fucking shoot someone just because they might pose a threat.

Apparently we here in the US have the world's most skittish cops, who are frightened of every twitch and shadow that they see. Here's an idea: if you are constantly afraid for your life, maybe being a cop isn't for you. Maybe you should try something a little more low key, like being a meter minder; empty cars rarely…

Twitter may have given her the means to reach the maximum amount of people but it’s a really awkward way to communicate longer deep thoughts.

Somewhat surprisingly, it appears they lack the will of the warrior.

I mean, sexism may be a factor, but Seinfeld was legitimately funny. Sure, the characters were terrible people, but I think there was an absurdity to Seinfeld, a surreality, even though it serves as an allegory for any situation you may get into in life, that makes it light and fun, whereas Girl is steeped in reality…

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

God, I love that movie. I need to watch it again...