Oof. I do this. I will stop. My husband will thank you. 

chickity china the chinese chicken

Historians a 1000 years from now:
“In the year 2020, a great pandemic arrived in the San Francisco Bay region, leading the denizens of the area to build the ‘Great Wailing Bridge’ as a monument to mark their mourning - of the valuable profits that had been lost during the economic shutdown caused by the plague. It was…

The ASVAB was too hard

I had a TI-81 in the mid 90s and created a little program to load a low-res LCD image called “MEM CLEARED” that I created, pixel by pixel, to look exactly like the actual MEM CLEARED confirmation that the teacher would check before each test.

I was thinking sort of a mash up of Wall-E & Mad Max: Fury Road.

IT’S HAPPENING

IT’S HAPPENING

I just watched Wall-E the other night, and my CARS theory is pretty much the same, with the only addition being that their bodies couldn’t adjust back to normal gravity, and the cars being an evolution of the chairs from the ship 

Dear Chevy - THIS IS A SMALL TRUCK!

After every large fire in this country there is a process known as B.A.E.R. that takes place directly after the fire is labeled “controlled”. After such, a team of experts is brought it, many of them soil scientists to assess the hazards. One of the side effects of high intensity wildfire is that it causes an effect…

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

This is like one long, funny reminder to get a vasectomy.

It may surprise some people, but Kansas City has some world-class museums. On the art side, the Nelson-Atkins is the most well-known and probably the best. For history, the National WWI Museum is outstanding.

But I can take the heat, ‘cause I’m the other white meat known as ‘Kid Funky Fried’
Yeah, I’m hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye

The roof

Doesn't look too bad for the Ozarks. They are predicting 45 mph gusts, and maybe another half inch of rain. We had worse than that last week.

As a registered patent agent at an IP law firm, I can concur that people will patent anything. Case in point.

This is not a sarcastic answer: thank you for giving me a different perspective, thoughtfully written. I had never thought of it this way, and I appreciate it.