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Don’t worry, idiocy can be equal opportunity. I myself am the exact kind of girl who looks at a jet pack and says “where do I sign?”

The Laws of Thermodynamics:

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I’ll see your Vicarious and raise you “Perfect Sync,” the hidden track from 10,000 Days. 

Eh, not necessarily. We have a very liberal group here in NWA, but we are still not the majority.

Used to be. I would never live anywhere in AR outside of NWA.

Actually they’re both the same thing. They’re both equally wrong.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

As a retired sailor, and on behalf of others...I apologize. It’s actually pretty damn embarrassing when idiots do stuff like this.

Go fuck yourself.

My messy desk in my brewery

The Lebanon DMV employees—the good sports they are—reportedly aren’t “mad” about counting the coins.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

*Watersportsgate