also lol dick cheney can come @ me he may have held a bunch of political power but 1 on 1 i can kill the fuck out of that old robosatan.

tru and fair and this is the best thing ever written about me and also it’s pretty true.

Never mind the Democrats, never mind the Republican establishment, never mind Dick Cheney, never mind the 1.6 billion followers of Islam. Today Donald Trump made the enemy who will ultimately destroy him: adultosaur.

I Second.

Can I raise a motion to never include Seth MacFarlane in Tweet Beat ever again?

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

Gregg Popovich is the cranky old uncle who on your 18th birthday gives you the best advice you will ever hear in your lifetime, something that you will carry in your heart for the rest of your days.

Bill Belichick is the cranky old uncle who loses you in a card game with heroin dealers.

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

That isn’t what he said. (Or at least the way I see it) “He is astonishingly well-read”, not “It is astonishing that he is well-read”

Goddamn, why don’t people talk about Kareem Abdul Jabbar the scholar more? The man is astonishingly well-read and conversant in a ridiculous number of things, and has a number of academic publications. Why haven’t we drafted this guy as one of our leaders in public discourse, I do not know.

It’s a false comparison. I don’t think we should ignore Trump because he’s bad, I think we should ignore Trump because his power *ONLY* comes from his media presence. Shitstains like Westboro Baptist and Isis and whateverthefuck else actually have ideologies and deeply held religious beliefs, however twisted and…

Like a trash monster that feeds on sewage, it only makes him stronger.

Between knowing too many people to be failed by fathers (and the emotional toll that can continue to take on them throughout their lives) and thinking of the brother I lost earlier this year to heroin addiction, this was a gutpunch of a read this morning. A good gutpunch, but a gutpunch nonetheless. I’m really glad…

Addiction is a terrible, horrible thing no one should be idolizing. Seeing someone you love waste away and give up on everything is devastating. Anyone glamorizing additction as anything but tragic needs a reality check.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

I would venture that, given these are nominal variables, neither medians nor means are appropriate for this data set.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess....I meant....as a Ken I always get called Lauren....ahem...

Sorrynotsorry to be that asshole, but the “Lauren” is the modal name, not the median name. Median is middle, so on that list, it would be the average of “Jubilee” and “Lace”, so “Juce”? I wouldn’t put it past them to bring on a 29th cast member named “Juice” so we can reassess Bachelorette statistics then.

Eh, I saw it as more of Frances Bean speaking up because LDR specifically mentioned this, and talked about this topic, in the context of her late father. On the gawker article, someone wrote that Frances doesn't really have the right to dictate how people deal with depression, but then another commenter pointed out…