Celebrity...he keeps using that word, but I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

What a precious rosebud he is.

Agreed! I am so sick of seeing these weird heteros with pictures of their differently-gendered spouses all over their damn offices. It's truly gross. Keep it to yourself! You want to come over to my desk on a Monday and chat about the awesome meal you and YOUR WIFE had over the weekend? Get your fucking personal shit…

As an engineer, I have an inherent aversion to deliberately making things less efficient in the name of aesthetics.

I'm great at flirting/recognizing flirting with people I have absolutely no interest in but when it comes to people I actually like I am sort of hopeless on both fronts. So yes I concur with this whole thing.

"Let us have intercourse in the manner of humans."

I, for one, have ZERO game. Glad to have found that it doesn't matter.

This fits with my experience, which is why I hardly even bother anymore. I prefer to be straightforward: "I like you. Would you like to go on a date?" "Here are things that we have in common..." "Let us have intercourse in the manner of humans." Well, maybe I'm not that bad, but it's still surprisingly effective to…

This is Pepe. It's a sport itself to go hating everything Pepe.

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sounds good to me.

I'm not putting any pictures up here, but my dad was fantastic and an incredible feminist. He was mostly a stay at home dad who never seemed to think that role emasculated him. He hoped to have daughters instead of sons; he had three of us. He raised us to care more about our accomplishments than about our looks or…

As an atheist, that's ok. I don't want to marry an American.

That is such a gross generalization. I can totally go for AT LEAST, I dunno, two or three conversations before talking about my nontheism. Cmon now. But seriously, painting a whole demographic a certain way simply because you've met one or two people who seem to be on-topic is unfair and even bigoted.

I'm with you.

The numbers regarding people identifying as atheist or agnostic consistently baffle me. Among my close friends, acquaintances, and in society at large, I see SO MUCH evidence of atheism, vastly more than those tiny numbers. Are people just unwilling to cop to it? Why? Is it various forms of peer pressure? Is it some…

That's fine, I don't want to marry into their family anyway.

As an atheist I can assure you that there are people out there that think hating atheists is okay but hating a person based on race/country of origin is a bad thing. Far too many people seem to equate atheists with evil because they are "godless".

That's cool. I don't want to marry your relatives anyway.

Welp, I guess statistically, sorry, hypothetical future husband's family. Still not faking it for the sake of the hypothetical future children.