Marcelo did not score in the match

They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!

And what's with all the carrots? What do they need good eyesight for, anyway?

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With hair that red, shouldn't you be posing in front of a Wendy's?

Bad hare day?

BUNNIES AREN'T JUST CUTE LIKE EVERYBODY SUPPOSES.

You are probably John Terry.

So first, this is not true at all, and unfairly stacked teams are compelling exactly because they are unfairly stacked, and will either be historically great or unaccountable flops, or beaten in some memorable fashion. We're doing a thing soon on historic performance in the finals, and the Bird and Magic teams were…

Dammit, you beat me to it.

She's "not even close to normal". For real? I know the average is 5'3", but let's be honest here. I define abnormal in terms of looks/shape as being someone who stands out in a crowd. She really does not in terms of body shape. If I saw her walk down the street I wouldn't be like "OMG are you a model?" As someone who…

whole article looks like it was written for Daily Mail

On Sunday night, the utterly meaningless Miss USA pageant aired, and a soon-to-be-forgotten woman from Nevada won the title.

BECAUSE I AM A PARTY MONSTER

I'm 6' tall and actually Godzilla.

Mekayla Diehl's body is normal. It isn't the average American woman's body, but it is absolutely normal. Her body is not abnormal or unusual.

Realistically parents' make thousands of choices about a child's body until the age of 18.

I know a guy who was circumcised at 10 and another at 19. Both are glad it happened and wish their parents had done it when they were too young to remember. I'm not dismissing your not knowing any other experience, just pointing out men who have experienced both are pro-circumcision.

Ugh. Logo design contests are awful.