How do we expect men to respect women or women to rise to more power when we don't respect our queendom in the same way that men respect their kingdom?

This is a blog; we editorialize here. It's fine if you disagree and you are welcome to stage a counter-argument, but you've mistaken us for a newspaper, which we are not.

I'm not sure what's happening there, but I know that I do not like it.

IT WAS ME, THAT PICTURE GIVES ME VERTIGO AND I AM NOT ASHAMED.

Jezebel is on my Facebook page and the comments are always classic (horrible/disappointing) so I love the people posting to just say "omg, we all say dumb shit at 15!" Translation: "Oh no, I told racist jokes as a teen. If he's racist then that might make me...nah, you minorities are oversensitive."

Ain't no party like a back door party cuz a back door party starts really slowly, and nobody is allowed in until the host says so, and even then slow the fuck down or you aren't ever getting in there again unless you fucking slow down, stop, okay let me breath for a second, stop, I said knock it off, okay fucking…

I know I'm going to want to leave this as a comment on every single one of these posts, sooo...

I am starring every comment on here that talks about how shitty and cliched this looks meanwhile I know FOR A FACT I will see this and cry like an asshole. I am at war with myself.

'Funny' how you don't want to even acknowledge Bush's first pitch is a classic, especially given the context it was thrown in.

This right here is a prime example of a creepy guy being creepy.

Brett Kern was immediately, randomly tested for steroids.

It's the other way around! A deeper appreciation of the weird horror genre is exactly the reason a large number of people (many of whom aren't sitting around reading dozens and dozens of internet articles per day and becoming numb to the entire premise of reading coverage about a thing they could just watch for…

The comparison you are presenting here doesn't do anything to undermine my point. Yes, there is a lot of useless and noisy coverage in the sports world. I dislike that stuff, too, so...uh...yeah. You really shouldn't have spent all that time putting in those strikethroughs.

Here is some news about how the next off-season of the show for Carmelo Anthony will feature three four suitors lead characters. Here is some news about how one of those lead characters suitors is maybe going to be Jessica Chastain the Lakers. Here is some news about how Jessica Chastain is the Lakers are definitely…

Note: if anyone has any The Big Lebowski comments to make, please go cram it. The movie's been out for like 15 years. We've seen it. Carry on.

Note: I also disagree that a White Russian is a "wimpy" or "lame" drink to order. They're goddamn delicious. Carry on.

Note: No, I don't why the bar was out of cream. Poor logistics management, I guess? Carry on.

Note: this explanation assumes said White Russian was made with whole milk instead of cream. Carry on.