My favorite would be "You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them." I remember everytime something bad happens be it a failed exam, interview or break up.

I normally blanch at 'inspirational' quotes - especially when overlayed in hipsterish font on heavily filtered photos, then curated with abandon on Pinterest.

However, one that never fails to prove itself truthful comes from Angelou, the now ubiquitous "The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them."

Incredible foresight by Drew to put that one last. Because that email is where I stopped reading.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

I've always found it to be a shortsighted metric.

To be fair, a number of players arguably deserved the 2011 MVP over Derrick Rose.

Dude did John Hollinger run over your dog?

Stupid Brazilians, don't they know that spending hundreds of millions (or in this case billions) on new stadiums and big sporting events will bring thousands of jobs and spur their economy?!?!? Look at what building that new football stadium in Detroit has done for their economy.

Women's bodies (especially genitals) are property. Men are in the business of ensuring the quality and purity of said product to be passed from father to husband. To do that, though, it's essential to control their minds and actions. Seriously, what buyer wants a previously opened box?

Oh, great. Now he's breaking the unwritten rules of physics.

I would make horrible decisions, take a wrong turn and end up as Zach Braff.

I swear to dog I scrolled down through this whole list just looking to see where Patrick Stewart would be and my heart actually started to pound at about 10 at the idea that you guys had left him out. I am so sorry for my doubt, however short-lived.

Because this is a site that deals with sports culture and business commentary, media critique and men's interest, and I happen to enjoy all three. I clicked on this article because it looked like a fascinating look at the behind the scenes of one of the bigger storylines of the last 12 months or so in sports.

Do I care about this in terms of gay athletes or do I care about this in terms of the way that various advocacy groups are positioning themselves in the movement and the potential damage it could be doing?

I think you stumbled away from watching .gifs of watching guys get hit in the face with a baseball. I for one actually appreciate the effort into putting together an article that actually sheds light on the sporting world.

As a high school student, I consider myself to be fairly experienced with the other gender.

Of course not. I was taught how to use piles of guns and a very young age in order to fend off molesters.

Are you fucking kidding me? Try having a huge pile of guns in your home and telling me you don't feel secure as fuck.

I bet that dog doesn't even lift