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Lol, you don’t have to drink pickle juice. You lose a bunch of water at first, that saps your electrolytes. Most of keto flu is just needing electrolytes. Sugar free gatorade, electrolyte tablets, avocados have lots of magnesium, sure, eat pickles, whatever. There’s lots of ways to get them back.

Bummer :/

Was Lockjaw fun? I want to watch it for Lockjaw. :C Giant superhero teleporting dogs are important to me, but not if they didn’t at least get some joy in there.

I made the mistake of asking for the first 2 books in Stormlight in dead tree format for Christmas last year. I ended up buying them again on Kindle — they’re just way too much book to lug around. Really great books, just — go digital. Sanderson puts out SO MUCH quality content it’s astonishing. I’m in it for the long

I don’t have kids yet, but I tackle a lot of large cleaning jobs (like my massive rat cage) by dragging the offending object into the shower, spraying it down with cleaner, letting it soak a bit, and then hosing the entire thing down with hot water and the hand sprayer. I would 100% do this with a high chair if I had

Wait, THEY MAKE ROASTED GARLIC FLAVOR?!

Pff, the skin is good, and the potatoes are lazier. I’m in. Let’s eat potatoes.

If you want the best garlicky potatoes ever, roast a head of garlic. Cut the top off a head of garlic so the cloves are exposed, drizzle with oil, wrap in foil, stick it in the oven with whatever else you’re cooking until it gets all soft and browned. Then you can squeeze the cloves out like delicious toothpaste into

Ok, I’ve got the original recipe, and there’s a little more to it. It’s also got a little mayo and curry powder :)

I’d have to get the exact recipe from my mom, but it’s something like: a package of chicken rice a roni, cooked and cooled. Around a third of a cup green olives, sliced. A can of marinated artichoke hearts, chopped. A little can of water chestnuts, chopped. Maybe 4 green onions sliced. I think that’s all there is to

Yeah, I was gonna post something to the same effect. It’s not pasta! If you’re expecting noodles, of course you’ll be disappointed.

How strongly attached to turkey are you? I like turkey, but I could do something else with some nudging. I might need turkey gravy though.

Do you have Prime? I think they’re only free for Prime members.

Do you have Prime? I think they’re only free for Prime members.

The “Buy” option is free if you have Prime.

The “Buy” option is free if you have Prime.

Oooh, Jessica Jones: Alias is on here. I’ve been wanting to read those, maybe I’ll just ... shell out $10 for all of them today O_O

Oooh, Jessica Jones: Alias is on here. I’ve been wanting to read those, maybe I’ll just ... shell out $10 for all of

I hope someone does this, I would watch it. I’m not into the gore porn, but the first movie had some interesting twists and stuff that makes me think there’s probably a good (read: watchable) story tied up in there.

Sounds like keto to me. Ketosis is what happens with your body when you cut out carbs — it shifts over to burning fat, and also magically makes you less hungry. I’ve been experimenting with it, though admittedly not sticking to it very well. I fucking love bread, even when I don’t crave it.

The Alta looks fine, it’s whole deal is easily swappable bands. Pick up a leather or metal band off Amazon, you’re set.