This is extremely off topic, but every souse vide article I wonder where you found those adorable little animal clips. I want that hedgehog.

Can confirm that I just bought a $4 copy of Beetlejuice in the Halloween section of my local Target. There were some other good ones for embarrassingly cheap as well.

The risk of magnets being near computers is vastly overstated. A magnet has to be really strong, and in exactly the right (wrong) place to screw anything up on an internal hard drive. Add that to the fact that most newer laptops, and all tablets and phones, use non-magnetic storage, and you’re pretty safe.

The risk of magnets being near computers is vastly overstated. A magnet has to be really strong, and in exactly the…

It probably has recessed little wheels underneath. The only real way to move them is to slide them, so they’re kinda designed that way. I bought my fridge a few months ago, and I regularly pull it out on my hardwoods floors to glare at / fiddle with the probably corroded water line I probably need to call someone…

Huh, neat. Thanks!

Huh, neat. Thanks!

I’ve never used a pressure cooker before, and know nothing about them. This Instant Pot doohickey is a slow cooker and a pressure cooker? I didn’t know you could do that.

I’ve never used a pressure cooker before, and know nothing about them. This Instant Pot doohickey is a slow cooker…

I wonder if I can find Klarbrunn, that peach mango sounds good!

Yeah, I know pomelos are a thing, but “Melon Pomelo” is translated on the can as being cantaloupe grapefruit. Maybe because pomelos aren’t that well known. I dunno, it’s good, though!

La Croix’s passion fruit flavor is my favorite, and also hardest to find around here. I have about a 50/50 chance of it being in stock at Target, and they never have it at any other grocery stores I’ve checked nearby. Target usually has more flavors than the other nearby stores anyway, so I’ve been on a rotation…

I get vertical ridges on my toenails, and as I understand it, it’s caused by unhealthy or very dry cuticles/nail beds. In my case, it’s probably due to the eczema on my feet. Any weird skin around your nails?

Damn. You live at a weird altitude or something?

I always used a microwave rice cooker. It’s what my mom taught me to cook rice in. Not even a real rice cooker, just the plastic microwave kind you get at Wal-Mart. 1 cup rice, 1.5 cups water, lid on and latched, full power 5 minutes, half power 12 minutes. Perfect every time. Can’t fuck it up.

Including commercials with dogs in them?

Yeah, fair enough.

I’m sure it’s just that pumpkin is similar enough to other hard winter squashes that it’s fine for them to call it pumpkin and leave it there. I mean, if we’re getting down to specifics, they never tell you what breed of pumpkin (or tomato, or potato, or whatever), and it may be that the differences between sugar…

I mean, I pair my socks and everything. It’s just, there’s too many pairs. I have TOO MUCH VARIETY in my life. All I want right now is short, thin socks. So they’re all, like, at the bottom of the pile. Later this winter, I will want boot socks, and I will be only able to find the thin summer socks that I want right…

I mean, I pair my socks and everything. It’s just, there’s too many pairs. I have TOO MUCH VARIETY in my life. All I…

Yeah, I like em just fine. And awesome to have a box of refills in the cabinet and then not worry about it for a year.

I started using it in high school, during a phase where I was shunning anything remotely feminine. But then it worked so well I never wanted to go back!

I have a sock drawer that would make any OCD person break out in hives.

I have a sock drawer that would make any OCD person break out in hives.

I do use men’s deodorant. Mitchum’s unscented roll on. Not even because it’s cheap. Men’s Mitchum is fucking magical, and works way better than any lady deodorant I’ve ever used. I’m a sweaty lady, gimme the good stuff.