Show me on this anatomically correct doll where Frank Herbert's "stump" touched you…

What about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

And then hand me the keys to it!!

She's like the mirror-universe Condileeza Rice. Albeit without the little goatee.

She's literally a job creator! Cut her taxes!

Maybe they're easing Segel (he wants to do movies) and Hannigan into the background and Kal Penn into the foreground to keep the show going.

The Gook Prayed "Splace Age Bacherol Plaid Music"

What are we going to do with Uncle Albert?

I felt bad for her when I saw the video for "Rolling," since they only shot her face and the rest of the video concentrated on some skinny dancer.

Nothing will survive ten years from now except certain sulfur eating-worms that cluster around volcanic deep sea vents

The only problem with it is it seemed like it was the Nation's Only Song as far as radio was concerned from about April through August.

Don't be a goose. Season 1 Episode 1.

The Fourth Protocol has exactly the same plot as the James Bond Film Octopussy.

How can the show get the rights to Highway and not get them for "Mistress for Christmas?"

The Big Scary Dog™ in my childhood neighborhood was called Rommel (he was a German Shepherd).

More like his nightly routine consists of digging himself out of the grave using only his tongue.

Even in A Man for all Seasons, Hurt looked like he'd never been young.

Do not google "hitler porno"…just don't.

Don't go in there…don't…

Funny, she doesn't look Hewish…