Steal a car (I Have a car) STEAL A CAR!
This far into a Doors-related comment section and nobody's repeated the Kids in the Hall sketch verbatim?

You know how all retirees watch "NCIS" to the exclusion of all other human contact? Just rewind the phenomenon a couple of decades back and there you go.

When I was a wee'un, my folks were in the habit of traipsing about the house in the altogether. They stopped about two years after they should have, and boy, am ever I fucked up now!

Well, she's 40ish now, so perv away, sezz I (with a tear in my eye).

"Free Nelson Mandela" by the Specials and a bunch of other people, now there's a "message" song that actually has some replay value-catchy tune, great players, minimum of self-important preening. I think it's because no one participating was famous enough that they could force that egomaniacal…

…and for "Shark Sandwich" they only had two words: "Shit Sandwich."

Summer School
How the hell will I explain Chainsaw and Dave's schtick vis a vis the Italian chick in Summer school if this isn't on any more?

I remember there being some decent nudity in this. Was the movie any good?

You don't like punk, samba music, and hot French chick voices?

A rock opera about an orphan falling in love with a distant ice queen.

I listen to her music with the sound off.

Well, Nouvelle Vague, Bossa Nova, and New Wave mean are the (respectively) French, Portuguese, and English linguistic equivalents of each other. So you have (mostly) French singers singing (mostly) English punk songs to (mostly) Brazillian style samba music. What's the point of combining enjoyable things? What's the…

I'm da besta at readin.'

Which is still technically the future…And, considering the multi-verse/time travel/parallel dimension directions the reboot producers have apparently steered the franchise into, it might never take place at all in our timeline.

Hermes?
Great Pimpus of Olympus!

Look up "the Village of the Mermaids"

Ballard found a way to arrive at suburban conservatism by the strangest route imaginable. I mean, the man probably had life-sized naked pictures of Margaret Thatcher, but voted for her nevertheless.

Hieratic of you to say so.

Ballard is a definite gateway, in that he so lovingly delineates all his obsessions to his readers - the surrealists, WWII aircraft, China (whose experience of colonialism I never would have studied if not for wondering what Christian Bale was doing in the middle of Shanghai…)

No film that gets Deborah Kara Unger naked can be considered a failure.