I love Dan Savage, and a few years ago he used the phrase, “a canned ham that was dropped from a large distance” to describe vaginas and so I think that “ham wallet” is appropriate.

‘Go ahead. I’m going to get myself a 30-year-old boyfriend. But just remember, 30 goes into 70 a lot more times than 70 goes into 30.’”

I will hand it to the photoshopper - putting a foreskin on her thumb did make me stop and look at a picture of Megan Fox.

This case makes me so angry that I can’t even feel anything but rage for these people for letting their son suffer and die. They. Let. Him. Die. I don’t care what you believe, if you are watching your tiny child struggle through a horrific illness and you do *nothing* (until it’s too late), you are a fucking monster.

It’s like Republicans passing repeated anti-gay marriage ordinances. For a while in Texas I thought it was their only legislative initiative for like 10 years (it was, the rest of the state fell apart)

I love your tangents. They are like movies with a twist ending!

I must admit that this post took me in some directions that I did not see coming!

Sadly, I’d like to think that’s what he was doing, as he was indeed found in an elevator :(

If you aren’t aware that Lily Allen is English by now, why are you in the gossip roundup?

Depressed Prince of Bel-Air.

This is a beautiful hairstyle. I could see maybe asking her to tuck in the ends, if it’s a very very buttoned-up sort of environment (never been so I don’t know), and I don’t think that would create any sort of undue burden for her. But to ask her to change it completely? It looks GREAT. Stylish and pulled together.…

The real crime here* is the grammatical error of saying “Every rape is not a gender-motivated hate crime” when what the judge clearly meant is “Not every rape is a gender-motivated hate crime.”

I’m sorry, but should any “female” nipple law be outright unconstitutional via the 14th, let alone any federal protections for discrimination against women?

I recommend reading the excellent series of articles the BBC had on the attacks. They’re quite informative and as unbiased as I’ve seen on this issue. Even if you do everything to keep it in perspective, this was an insane event that didn’t receive nearly as much coverage as it warranted, and that was due to the…

Army Personnel sizes...right. When I see an Army guy who needs space, I will give it to him. When I just see some tiny out of shape jerk with saggy shoulders and no muscle tone (who invariably WONT get up for the pregnant lady or nice lil gramma, and therfore I have to), I will call them out. Most men are not army…

Yeah, I’m in NYC so no Wal-Marts here, but I’m tempted to text my mom and ask her to pick one up at her local Wal-Mart for me since I doubt anyone in my hometown knows about them.