My ex sexually assaulted and sodomized me while I was sleeping. His uncle was a judge in the county it happened in. The jury on the trial didn’t follow instructions. Presiding judge from other county didn’t care. Shook hands with ex’s uncle after the jury acquitted him in 15 minutes of deliberation. No words, but the…

omg I am crying!! :D

This is most likely it.

Hernandez is a game journalist, it is her job to play and write about games. Is your argument here really that she shouldn't have done her job in this instance simply because no one was forcing her to do it? I think Totilo would have something to say about that, but even if it weren't her job, it's absolutely…

Tee hee, okay!

Haha totally. "Skye Wyatt relied on no one but herself her whole life, and it had served her well: she had the north Texas ranch of her dreams, an impressive savings accout padded by her years as a CEO in the big city, and several prize winning thoroughbreds. But when Sadie Thomas, former softball coach for the…

All I see is Louis CK.

On a serious note: just make one that doesn't feature flowers, pink, or otherwise ugly UI. Gimme graphs & charts, I love that shit.

Seeing other men describe themselves as "nice" makes me want to throw up.

If you were dating and he said he wanted to downgrade to friendship status, that is not the same as being "friend-zoned." Being friend-zoned is when (in the victimized mind of the person using the term) the guy (it's usually a guy) wants to date the girl, but instead of asking her out he tries to be her friend. Then…

This is the handwriting version of The Moonwalk. FBI-profilers could really go ape over this.

Don't be a drunken jerk. Don't puke on people. Don't be racist. Don't touch people who don't want to be touched, and don't steal things from house parties or bars. Don't knock people's shit over. Don't take a coat that isn't yours. Don't throw up in the back of a cab...

That man has gone FD - full douche - and wears his douche-baggery like a gaudy gold chain around his neck; a gold chain with a whistle attached. Loud, loud douche-baggery, almost deafening. I can't wait until he runs out of air and vanishes from the spotlight.

Apparently dating = housewarming parties in the South.

I have a good friend from college whose now husband once said to her when they had this discussion- "Yea I'm totally fine with letting you keep you last name." Then did the same cat head shaking gesture and whoa where did that come from reaction? (of course she still repeated 'let?' you're going to LET me keep my…

I did answer your question, a lot more comprehensively than your answered mine. Once again, I think there are many valid reasons to consider changing or not changing your name to your partner's, and the one you offered is also perfectly valid. In fact, I think it would be silly not to consider larger societal issues…

No matter how many times we try to convince her otherwise, my mom has pronounced DKNY as dick-knee for the past 20 years.