Porcupines don’t “make love.” They porc.

Jasper is a living definition of “Backpfeifengesicht” which is a face begging for a fist in German.

I’d pay good money for Gordon Ramsey to revived Kitchen Nightmares and feature 2Chains restaurant.

If you were really in the scene, you’d be aware that enjoying pain during sex does not make you a sub and that all subs do not enjoy pain during sex/play. So excuse me if I also don’t believe you when you claim to be an expert on “areola play.”

The best thing to come out of that tweet is that *all* the news reports I’ve seen point out that it was in all caps.

;)

The Apprentice has never been very successful, right? Especially ‘Celebrity’ Apprentice?

I love Goldens! I had one as a kid and I reaaally want to get a new dog in general but new dog + new baby sounds like a lot of work so I’ll stagger them 😁

Remember to take action.

It’s Babby’s First Hand-drawn Lettering. It’s one of the easiest (IMO) forms of lettering to get a working grip on and doubly so since Pinterest had allowed it to take hold over Every Single Craft.

Maples was worried about her financial situation with Tiffany out of college, ending child-support payments from the president-elect. “She is used to a certain lifestyle and you don’t understand that.”

Do you often blame parents for their children’s medical problems?

To: WisGOP

I don’t think you’re wrong at all. Stories like this are a recurring theme it’s always a story about a PoC forgiving a white person for something heinous the white person did to him or her despite the white person in question not really having done any of the work that one would expect a person to do to gain…

Maybe it you carried an entire seal carcass. A steak for a polar bear is like throwing a chicken nugget at a lion.

It’s good that she managed to overcome the handicap of not pleasing boners to still do something or other with her life.