I managed to order one for my Girlfriend off of Amazon. I’m not sure if I can quite believe it. I woke up randomly at four in the morning, pulled out my phone, saw that it was available for preorder, and groggily sent the order through. The next morning my GF tells me they’re all sold out. If it wasnt for my email…

Oh sweet Jesus, I am not going to pay my rent am I?

I too mained Smoke, however I ended up getting sick of hearing “Where there is Smoke, there is fire!"

Brotherhood, woop woop!

So if you lived in the Gold Coast, I'm guessing you never had a pizza from the south side.

Don't you love how they think all pizzas in the city taste the same? And how everyone is required by law to eat only the dictated toppings on their punishment dogs?

Italian Combo, Big Babies, Tamale Dogs, Ice Cream Cones.Not to mention the confluence of talented chefs and restaurants of all cuisines who make Chicago their home. (To hell with it, mentioning Greek Food, the best mexican food this side of San Antonio, great Italian food, a surpising number of German eateries, and…

You're Goddamn right we are. Chitown, SOUTH SIDE!

You're Goddamnright it is.

He's very unsaturated. Everyone is super unsaturated. Is it too much to ask for a little color in a film about spandex clad suberbeings?

I am really waiting for a polio outbreak in the US. How would one argue their way out of that vaccination?

Stephen King imagined the world would end with a superflu. Danny Boyle imagined it with a "Rage Virus." In the end, it was whooping cough and measles that did in humanity. Whooping Cough, Measles, and Stupidity.

Oliver feels the same way about you.

Much, thank you.

Damn straight.

Did he use a photo of the last JoJo to actually use his fists as God intended rather than have a stand do his dirty work? That sounds like the right JoJo.

Aw god, not the fox and the hound. Thats such a sad movie about how intergration can't work. That is literally the only lesson you can take out of that movie, were even the best of friends torn apart by an unjust world.

Cameron already has the greenlight for a series of Holiday Exposes in the style of Saving Christmas. They are,

You can have Christmas Kirk Cameron. Just keep your dirty little hands off of my Halloween. Everyone knows the Catholoc Church co-opted existing holidays, and none of them are seriously a big deal. Halloween is about candy, horror movies, and monsters. If you give me a gospel while trick 'r treating, I will lead the…

Double Jumping is an innovation now.