I may have to start my own chicken rescue. Gotta get a deep fryer first.

Why would you want a bigger dick?

OHHHH. You weren’t referring to Meso American Death Bat Camazotz from the Popul Vuh. I was trying to connect CPAC to Mayan Mythology and I was just drawing a blank.

Wait I’m missing the connection to Camazotz.

I left a pair of Bartenders a$40 tip on a $35 bill because it was the night before Christmas Eve and they made me drinks.

You get as many stars as there are to give.

You can only exit the level in a vehicle.

Exit Music For a Film. EXIT MUSIC FOR A FILM. PERFECT.

I hate this terribly writtem melodramatic show that squanders a captivating premise and promising aesthetic. This comic gets it right. This comic is better written than every episode of the anime.

What kind of cowboy was that? OP has the phrase “African American Cowboy” with literally no other qualifiers. That seems like a pretty broad category thats open to interpretation to me.

What? Dude...what? It’s one thing to be wrong and another to be ignorant. There were black folk in the west. Some of them were thoroughly badass. Hell, Bass Reeves was one of the scariesf U.S. Marshalls in the history of the service. So nah, i wouldn’t call a game about a black cowboy “forced diversity”.

Imma let you finish, but Neil Cicierega made the best ghostbusters song of all time.

Skull Canon is an equally valid noun whichever way you spell it.

I will not allow myself to get upset about a Comic Book doing something Comic Booky. I will not!

Ha, you mean Harvest DOOM?

I think it’s just a majestic sky turtle flying above all of our heads

No, that is a disrespectful and frankly ignorant description of Creationist beliefs. You should be ashamed of yourself for putting such misinformed rhetoric out into the world.