I make sure my dog gets consent before he humps the couch.

Can animals rape?

I was really hoping Cool Mom administered an IV of tequila to the passed out tween, because that would make the schaudenfreude all the more delectable.

Hey man, if she was young enough to bang Louis C.K., she was young enough to survive anesthesia!! Outrage! Rabble!

Mark Shrayber, secretly a high schooler.

Gawd Damn! That is hilarious! Respect increased!

I love this shirt on punnery alone.

I have mad respect for the animators who worked in Mad Men ponies into a kids show. Almost makes you wish they snuck in Soprano Ponies in New Jersey Horse Pun.

Yes. Excellent taste.

She's a Bad Mama Jama.

A riot is an ugly thing... Und I think that it is just about time that we had one!

Sorry bout the troll. He got out from under the bridge.

Most cars, while often toying the line of conversion, never fully commit to Islam.

Define "horrible war of division." How do you suppose ISIS will take America?And whether you accept them or not, many Americans currently are and have been Muslim. Sorry they didn't run it by you first.

Nah man, you can't say something purposefully inciciting like that and then pretend that you're expressing an articulate and defensible position.

Why can't the trolls spam gawker comments with puppies taking baths?

Just hit up the folks on the Twin Perfect youtube channel for The Real Silent Hill Experience!

Liar.

Damn Straight.

Chicago Transit Authority thing.