“She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right” are the greatest words I have ever read about Kathie Lee. Still, kudos to her for sticking up for her values.

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

[Billy Bush in the distance] I’m so fucked up.

I stopped reading at “LuAnn” because the speak-singing voice in my head was too distracting. Chic, c’est la vie. C’est bon. C’est bon.