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DEADSPIN SUCKS DICK
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Moby Dick has my favorite literary quote. I love the way it sounds when you read it aloud, starting slow and low then picking up pace and yelling by the end.

The second and third books speed up immensely. By the end, you may not sleep at night trying to finish it. It’s really fantastic. I re-read the four books (incl Hobbit) about every five years. After multiple re-readings, I can say Fellowship is my favorite (I just love the vibe - the mystery, the hobbits not knowing

Guns of August, by Barbara Tuchman.

I read Walter Miller’s “A Canticle for Leibowitz”, which tells the story of an order of Catholic monks as they rekindle the spark of human knowledge and help to rebuild civilization after a nuclear war. Miller is very funny, which is a relief because the tale is frequently grim; suffice it to say that bombing

Thank you, Dr. Walker. Thank you.

I am a parent of a school age child. I currently have 4 friends who have children thinking about suicide. One is a beautiful 16year girl addicted to fashion etc always on IG which she constantly post pics for likes yet feels ugly and too skinny despite having all makeup weaves etc that she rocks well. All 3 others

Our new currency is going to be so colorful and fun.

Let us have a moment of silence for the trees that were needlessly sacrificed for this man’s showboating.

🔥

On the plus side, Disney may buy the White House and finally flush that orange turd down the toilet.

One more thing—EVEN IF adoption were a financial option, the vast majority of people just fuck and get a baby. People get the joy of a pregnancy, of seeing a baby with your eyes, or looks like your partner. This is what most people have, without even thinking about it.

1) Go fuck yourself.

Chairman Mao would love to have you as an advisor.

Some people don’t understand some people actually choose to have children. When I was 19 I never even dreamed that I would want to have children. Now I am in my mid-thirties and it turns out, that is all I want.

Having kids is not a decision that is based on economics.

As someone who has been struggling to have children for several years, if you come to my door and try to tell me you are going to impose a 10 year moratorium on my wife and I being able to have children (basically closing the door on our having kids forever), I would literally stab you.

Why? My kid’s just going to have his job outsourced to a robot anyway. What value do I get from having more unemployed kids living under my roof?

parents of children killed by [redacted]

His face hurts my eyes. I couldn’t even watch the video for more than a few seconds. The way he speaks makes me irrationally angry.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers