Every little town in Lithuania has a story like that. Every single one.

Vice President Mike Pence, who’s the chairman of the National Space Council, spoke after Trump, saying it’s a “momentous occasion in the history of American space exploration... because from a moon base, we could more easily launch missions to find where God is hiding.”

I smoke weed, and have managed to complete two degrees, maintained consistent employment, co-parent a kid, etc.

Raise your hand if it’s nobody’s business.

Larry,

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/milkshake-duck

kill me, but anyone else think mommy should have gotten a genetic check before she did breeding? Because that kid looks like... that flat, long face. He doesn’t deserve to be made fun of, but then again— NOBODY does, and from reporting he has used racial slurs (which you KNOW he heard from his parents because that’s…

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

I feel the “milkshake duck” is an idiom that I don’t know about but am almost certain I need in my life. What is that?

That kid looks like he’s already somebody’s uncle.

America! Where every-last-thing is a hustle.

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

I love idiots who think they are the only ones that “figured it out” and that this fresh revelation proves them right and the other “neo liberals” wrong.

Snow in New Orleans and deadspin lauding a Boston team openly? Surely we are approaching the end times!

This is the only thing I want to see from Starbucks

Do you want my secret recipe for eggnog? Here it is:

I think the social contract is breaking down everywhere - on the roads, in the air, shopping, heck even walking my dog I always come across some idiot who thinks it’s ok to have their aggressive dog off leash even though it’s against the law (he just wants to play) and then gets mad at me for picking up my dog just in…

I got banned for saying it on Facebook today, but goddammit, men are trash.

Exactly. This is a dominionist move, and Trump doesn’t understand or care about that stuff except that it makes his evangelical-nutter supporters happy.

This was the super red flag to me. Is Becky aware police officers are the highest demographic of domestic abusers? It’s not just that he is a racist, it’s also that he’s a controlling piece of shit who apparently throws a tantrum any time his fiancee speaks to a black man at work. Everything about this relationship is…