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Bitcoin isn’t real?

It’s because they are all about projection. They lie, therefore they are convinced we lie too.

she’s likely an employee of professional sting outfit Project Veritas

Does someone with “skills as a researcher and fact-checker” really think that “deceipt” is a word? Be sure to write if you find work, sweetie.

Project Veritas preparing for their next big exposé 

Except the British royal family is paid a percentage of the revenue generated by the British royal family’s estate. So that means while the royals are getting $50 million to cover their expenses, the country is getting over $300-$700 million from the tourism generated by having a royal family.

It’s almost as if the Chiefs looking like a juggernaut and blowing out the Patriots early in the season doesn’t mean what the experts think it means.

So go somewhere else.

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

Eh, I keep some Christmas music on my phone year long. Mind you, I listen to it when I want to listen to it and not because someone from Marketing decided that consumers really respond well to... [insert sound of me punching Marketing in the neck]. And, honestly, there are days that a mellow rendition of a carol is

I kinda really dislike Gwen Stefani, and she’s really harshing my holiday season. I feel like NBC is just shoving her down my throat.

What makes that truly beautiful is that Jones gave orders that no cameras be trained on him when the Cowboys lose (or so I seem to recall reading); that he, and he alone, will decide that; and that the camera people will know if it’s OK if-and-when he showboats on the sideline as the clock ticks down, but never before

A++ headline

It is already five years ago. The anniversaries are part of the lore now.

In fairness to Trump, he (and definitely Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III) probably considers the prosecution of Klansmen who killed small black girls to be too heavy-handed and a miscarriage of justice, because, you know, there were bad people on both sides.

“Moore was better than Democrat Doug Jones who is “bad on crime, bad on borders, bad with the military, bad for the Second Amendment.””
It’s like someone sat him down and forced him to memorize a list of generic Republican talking points and buzzwords.

Honestly can’t tell if you’re referring to Lentz or to Simmons.

Look at that bible faking money seeking flimflammer with his torn jeans all up there in his devious leather jacket. For the record, the only preacher worth watching on TV is Reverend Tim Tom and only if he plays his guitar.

I recently listened to “pastor” Carl Lentz on the Bill Simmons podcast and was left with the feeling that he just desperately wants to be around famous people.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.