In my office of 8 people, two of them met their so’s at their previous places of employment. One was even married at the time (subsequently divorced). It seems to be common....

Go back to the AV Club.

They’ll never let a chance to be a victim pass by.

I’m sure the Halladay family wants to thank all the randos defending them today from a vicious attack from a man paid to be an asshole. Did you all send thoughts and prayers too? Hahaha

I take it you haven’t seen the video then? The one showing Halladay flying so oddly that random fishermen felt the need to record it?

Yeah man. If you think about it.... No matter how awesome something is, we’re talking about eternity. It’s going to wear thin.

What’s a 17 month old baby going to do for eternity in heaven?

“regular people with firearms are almost five times more likely to be shot in an assault than those not armed, University of Pennsylvania researchers found.”

Welcome to the class war.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Keep tabs on that bitch, finish school, track her down and show her what 3 years of boxing lessons look like.

Filling that much space with my wit is going to be exhausting.

Well. Case closed then, because it’s not true. One hundred percent of Bostonians, massholes and new Englanders are not racist. So.... what do we do now? Invent new material?

Isn’t it really just the level of talent? How many kids play in D1? 15000? Like less than one percent of that makes it to play regularly in the NFL. Being above average isn’t good enough. Being big isn’t good enough. Being gritty isn’t good enough. To be a star you have to possess all of that and more.

Can confirm, but swap in mountain dew. Barf. Wisconsinites.....

No one on this planet is allowed to order my dinner. Fuck that nonsense.

Eli is available

And they don’t practice fucked.

Technically you are right. Do you know if there is an actual term for the NB - Fall River - providence region? Buzzids Bay?

I suspect they are going to go with Pence in four years (or less I hope).

Eternally funny