vittlesbythegaffer
DEADSPIN SUCKS DICK
vittlesbythegaffer

Agreed. My engineering firm charges clients $157 per hour for my time. I take home a third of that.

A friend of mine went down to Florida as a lineman from Massachusetts for about 6 weeks, and wouldn’t tell me the exact amount, but said it pushed his annual compensation this year over $500k

Really...? That is good news

Hopefully the neos will follow their leader

I could vomit just thinking about wet cat food

Totally. My one, unbreakable rule, is that when near heights or ledges, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. I warn people, if you think it would be funny to scare me, I will actually kill you. Not hurt you. Kill you.

On the first leg of a three month road trip, my wife and I stopped at the Llamo River near Junction TX. One night, while wearing flip flops I stood in or near a nest of red ants, and it was so bad, I considered ending the trip there and then.

Blow it out your ass. I bet you got a fucking hard on writing that shit.

You can’t spell Republican without n.e.p.o.t.i.s.m.

Go drive out of your city. Find a nice little rural town and go into the diner or bar. Three to four out five people in that establishment hate you, this girl, and anyone not white and christian and would deport her into a war zone with no second thoughts.

Kudos on your reading skills.

Ultimate Frisbee

Tom Brady missed the entire 2008 season bc of injury. But don’t let that ruin your lame joke.

Watch again. That was shoulder to shoulder. The Mizzou player likely had his separated.

Over both North and South America maybe

I would give up a kidney for game of thrones to disappear into a black hole and never return so I could never ever read another word about it. OVER IT

Terrible take. Be embarrassed.

I am joining you. Fuck the NFL owners for allowing their league to be used as a weapon against their own players. I am done supporting this modern plantation system.

Actually, it’s known as being a contrarian ;)

It depends on how the brass assesses the situation. If they want a real manager, then I have no idea. But if they want to placate the unwashed masses it will be Jason Varitek. Ugh.