That really bugs me. I have two girls, and just recently had a boy and people act like (and literally say) “you got it right!” Grrr.

Glorious. I will make that video the golden idol of a new religion.

THANK YOU!

“Johnson was told to ‘stop talking’ by a BBC Radio 4 presenter during his morning interview”

Argh. This was my biggest issue since the morning he got elected*. Kids always look up to see what’s OK, and the guy in the highest position is a self avowed sexual predator.

I swear that in my city every third girl is named Ella.

Facial expressions? Lol. Weak shit, bro. No cares........... but you apparently. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Kindergarten level trolling. Learn some new techniques t and hen try again. I just feel bad for you now :(

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I’d rather not. But I am in disbelief that On her majesty’s secret service was a box office hit.

Wait, are you saying we should ban cars and knives or car enthusiasts and knife enthusiasts?

Amen. After years of using social media, I am convinced it’s a net negative on my overall quality of life so I recently abandoned all of it.

No one hates America. We hate the GOP. Big fucking difference.

Hooray!

Fascinating list!

Ever heard of Home Movies?

World war one, disc golf, Scrooge Mc Duck comics, my kids, and/or Boston sports. Odd assortment, I know.

He isn’t from Africa. He’s from Akron.

Nobody with a brain thought it was possible.

He’s my rep. I love Seth. Big things in store for him I hope