He’s like the worst combination of Borscht Belt comedian and drunken asshole wedding toast

I hope his ass is one of them

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

To be fair that baby really needed to hear about his crowd size.

Terrorists always end up using human shields.

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

The thought of Trump and Biden duking it out on the debate stage is the stuff of nightmares. I remain calm by remembering at this point in 2007, nobody had a clue who Obama was. Joe can just keep making a fool of himself, while Elizabeth little engine that could’s her way to the nomination. #Warren2020

she’s a damn fit 70 yrs old ... and compare her stamina, her mental fitness, her ability to speak & connect to the current Dumbshit & Chief ... she will make an awesome POTUS

Where I live (pretty white area of large diverse city) NextDoor might as well be called the Brown People Alert System. As in “Suspicious looking person knocked on my door, claimed to have car trouble, I wouldn’t open the door.  Be on the lookout for them.” Suspicious always boils down to non-white. 

The Red Sox should host a game in one of Ocean Spray’s cranberry bogs.

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

Lets just all agree to not let assholes suck us into “debates” about what we all already know

Trump is a racist
Climate change is real
The US needs more gun control

Let’s skip that debate and just get right into what we’re actually going to do about it

I played FarmVille and never once felt the urge to plant some corn.

I’ll keep looking in the graveyard... and hoping.

Suppose we just issue robots covered in mirror surfaces so people can ‘see themselves’ and deal with whatever issues that brings?

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

What alternative are candidates offering? Are we talking amnesty for everyone? Anyone who makes it to the US gets to stay? No one should be deported?

Hold up..... So, deporting people who are here illegally at all is now terrible?

What the fuck?

Need a debate moderated by Trevor Noah, Sam Bee, John Stewart and a couple precocious youths on PBS.