Yo, Press Corps! Hope that rounding on Michelle Wolf when she told the truth about this stuff is working out well for you... Could you guys maybe think back to a year-and-a- half ago, when people like me, whose parents were journalists, urged you guys to quit en masse the first time the White House decided to ban a…

We’re watching America die before our eyes. Trumpism is destroying everything American stands for and Americans are just watching it happen.

I guess we can stop wondering how German citizens lived through the Third Reich. Just like this.

If Orville Reddenbacher we’re still alive, he’d be able to buy Australia. 

Ladies! Vera Wang’s intimates collection for Kohl’s. Because it’s Kohl’s, it’s *always* on sale, so I can usually get one for $20-35, depending on how good of a coupon/sale I’ve got going on. They’re basically a better version of Body by Victoria. Light padding - not enough to give you anything “extra,” just enough to…

Sometimes they would sit outside in front of the room as well.  

And if your parents were in an especially good mood they’d buy you one of those “Yes and Know” game books with the special ink pen that would reveal the invisible ink-printed answers. Those would keep you busy for at least an hour, or at least until your cousin decided he was going to lean over into your seat and…

David:

whaddya know ... “no money, no come-y” is what they told Robert Kraft at Orchids of Asia Day Spa

Its simple: Because Pelosi is too scared to hold anyone in contempt of court. By law, they are required to follow the supoena or they go to jail. No one wants to do anything, which is sad, when you see how much of a coward Trump is when you actually call him out on his bullshit

In the team logo font!

I would just like to say that if the Orange Dumbsicle happens to have a massive Left-sided stroke that takes out Wernicke’s and Broca’s area rendering him unable to speak or comprehend words (I know the last one is redundant), I would not shed one tear.

Yes, that would have been better. Dammit.

It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

When I was 13, I was on a summer baseball road trip with my folks. In one city we happened to be staying in the same hotel as the Baltimore Orioles. As we’re waiting for a cab, some of the players are walking through the lobby. One of the pitchers is talking to another teammate and ranking AL cities by the “quality of…

Great. Put him in a corner.

out of 5?

Pro Life Tip: NEVER start a game of peek-a-boo with a toddler in the next row, at the beginning of a flight from SF to NY.

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