Farmville! Thanks for the reminder of simpler, happier days. 

Caption for the lead photograph for this piece: “Three Shitty People” 

Couldn’t happen soon enough.

Libby - you put the wrong op/ed link in your piece. It is https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/08/01/its-time-democrats-get-their-facts-right-medicare-for-all

I got totally stopped short by “Prude Phillip.” Why would you choose a “Ph” p-name instead of a “P” p-name to sound good with “Prude”? Like Prude Paul or Prude Patrick or the like?

Al Franken would actually be a great debate moderator. 

This is what we do now? We...make stickers? Do we then stick them inside our locker doors or on our Trapper Keepers? Do actual grown-up people have any interest in stickers? 

Someone should make a clip of this on a neverending loop. It should also be used in political ads.

I think it’s two sons and a daughter. 

Your comment reminded me of this story: three-year-old Henry had a NewsHour with Jim Lehrer-themed birthday party back in 2006. I had this story up on my office wall for years...never failed to make me laugh:

More like the Chuck E. Cheese rat.

Dump’s shellacked Dippity-Do ‘do looks even more awful than usual here - crunchy and damp at the same time.

That is one impressive fivehead at the podium! He might even be the world’s first sixhead. 

Are Diamond and Silk actually real authentic people, or is this just their schtick? 

“She looks down with contempt on the hard-working Americans [by] saying that ignorance is pervasive in many parts of this country,” Trump said.

Criticizing Israel’s government does not make you anti-Semitic! Why can’t people get that through their thick heads? 

Good Lord - is this goober 106 years old or something? He hasn’t enjoyed a TV show in over 40 years??

Dump should be impeached for the dancing alone - the random clapping, the white man underbite, moving off the beat. Atrocious!

Who is that extremely bowlegged person on Dump’s right? Dump Jr?