Polly and Penny Plasticface

“Sure, I set this house on fire, but then I put it out 150 minutes later, so the fire I set is not a big deal.” - Katie Pavlich logic

Someone should educate ol’ Devin on the Streisand Effect - @DevinCow has been gaining followers by the minute!

This hashtag is awesome: #FraserAnningHowDoYouLikeYourEggs

Somehow this human pile of shit doesn’t strike me as someone who would own/wear a gold bracelet...unless he stole it from his mom/landlord. 

Free Tommy - ??

Can someone please torch this ridiculous eyesore? 

What’s with that outfit? She looks like a corporate Oompa Loompa. 

That is some crappy poetry! It never rises about the singsong cadence and moon/June/spoon rhyming scheme of a 12-year-old girl’s journal.

Monkeys with typewriters could have come up with a better condolence tweet than Dump did. Is he trying to come up with something other than the usual/useless thoughts and prayers? Also, what’s up with “God bless all!”? Did everyone sneeze?

Holy shit, Senator Fraser Anning - you are a grade-A asshole! It wasn’t “Muslim fanatics,” you shitbag, it was “White Australian fanatics.” Please, Australians on this board, tell me that this prick has been endlessly dragged for this horrible statement!

I never wanted to hear from the evangelicals in the first place. 

Christmas in March! Thank you, Drew - it was worth waiting for! 

I can only imagine Olivia’s reaction to all of this:

Avengers movies are pretty quotable:

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard! 

What’s with Uncle Joe’s eyes? Did Loki touch his chest with a scepter?

I think you and I could be friends based on that specific combination of Jeopardy and TAR. Good day to you! 

I’m more curious about R. Kelly’s connection to Downton Abbey. 

“I have never asked for, nor would I accept, a pardon from Mr. Trump,” he said at the hearing.