Worst pain I’ve ever had was a leg cramp. I was in the ocean, the lifeguard came running in to save me because based on the way I was trying to drag myself out of the water, they thought I’d been stung by a jellyfish or bitten by a shark...

Black people can be racist because of white flight and other things or something. Long story short, racism is cool so long as you can justify it, my porch monkey brotha!

Both legs locked up on me on the bike portion of a triathlon, and I was insanely fit. 90+ degrees and humidity, vomit after the seim and I was just totally fucked. Worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life.

Lol @ ‘excellent heathcare’

fuck TPP.

And when they set in, there’s basically nothing you can do about it. It’s sheer agony.

No good comment ever started with “Eh,”

Also poor planning. Donaldson used up his strategic banana reserves in the first four sets.

This is wild unregulated trolling here.

We missed you!

The place had no defibrillators or emergency people on staff to help her son. I would sue the shit out of them also.

Hopefully you meant for this comment to be satirical, because I found it hilarious.

Dude...SIZE MATTERS.

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt here and say you’re not really this stupid.

“...focused on advising corporate and trade association executives.”