Why would you say something like this?

When people connect this dot I usually assume they work for Gawker. It means you are here often enough during the same hours to notice. So, hello and nice to meet you. This is probably why people think I’m one of the bloggers here. If I was on the outside looking in I would think either I’m paid by a Correct The…

I have probably written more words on this collections of sites than the next three posters combined. Maybe more. And I’ve only been here since 2014. I’m not sure you really understand the depth of the topic you just breached.

Yep, I remember that. To be fair you did have a jellyfish on your back but it was one of the harmless types. There were also shark sightings the week prior about 50 miles south. Sorry for the scare but you gave us one too!

Twitter is the ghetto of the internet. Facebook is the suburban development complete with a ridiculous HOA, neighborhood watch, and cameras everywhere. Reddit is where boomers go to release their anger about destroying the world their parents gave to them.

Listen, Giancarlo. When Obama claimed that many more jobs would have been lost had he not passed his 1Trn stimulus that went into 1%er pockets you didn’t ask to see proof of jobs saved. Why are you asking me to prove that the Yankees should be winning more games? It’s clear that they should be winning more games.

To be fair though the billionaire owner class didn’t just cave to Trump. Trump was correct about the situation from the start.

WOW!!!!!!!! Who is this girl????

But the white people are the ones taking in the refugees and giving them free shelter/food/citizenship? At least in Europe. Non white countries like China and Saudi Arabia take in zero refugees. Are these the deadly real world consequences of which she speaks?

The scamps at Jezebel deleted my best answer to this question.

Sometimes you just want to be the best blender on the market.

These are the most obviously fudged numbers I’ve ever seen. 440k from the Dominican? That’s like the entire island. Not to mention, this list doesn’t include refugees.

Yeah I hear that. I don’t do many triathlons but I do try and get in 35 miles of open-ocean swimming each week. That is a real energy spend and it takes a while to recover. There is a pack of dolphins that follow me once I get a mile out or so. I think they’re attracted to my wake? They’re a lot of fun. Sometimes we…

No, it was cracked cocaine.

Can someone give me a quick rundown here? I don’t have the time to read this entire comment.

What are you wearing right now?

So, I’m not a male feminist but I am a man and I care about feminist issues. You’re using some problematic language here. The P word, intimating that women are challenged, that to be rejected is an injury that only a male suffers while the request may be offensive to the woman in the first place, and then your ending…

You said “intellectually humiliating” twice which is kinda embarrassing. The rest of your comment is hyperbole and standard comment section platitudes. If your intent was to communicate your anger, good job. Anything else, massive failure.

Wow. What a long comment. I think my point was that people expect failure out of the Mets and not the Yankees. They really should have gone with Yelich. He’s so much better than Stanton.

I do four different kinds of crunches and use weights with each one. About three weeks ago I increased the medicine ball to thirty pounds and the dumbbell to fifty. Then I increased my reps to 250 and my sets to 5. I was aching and glistening with sweat. The next day I went for a run and got a cramp in my calf. I have…