I was dissapointed when Hannity didn’t show up to the coffee shop

I like those odds! -cancels grindr account-

Shoulda been called “Tanned-er”

Heyy I met my wife on there and she makes 500 dollars a day just responding to posts on the internet!

According to the classic lawsuit of “Smell’t it v. Dealt It” the farter is responsible

Only a good man with a fart can take down a bad man cutting the cheese

Is this dress black or gold motherfucker!?

Oh I gather that though still not sure who greenlit him to sing (Im glad they did) but Im sure they were like “Shit he can do everything else, dude says he can sing let him sing its gonna be awesome!”

... I wasn’t supposed to be aroused by that?!

Id include Van Damme in that category ... but objectively speaking he had a good butt

Good to hear I just sold a bunch of tpb’s thats cash ill use on these since maybe the money will go to the artist ... I read walking dead at the bookstore usually cause kirkman in rolling in royalties now. Shitty way to go but graphic novels get expensive

Play some dank ass cords with an old milk bottle obviously

Bingo bango we are all rockstars on the cheap

Then I guess you should stop eating because spoiler alert shit is in everything that comes into and out of your mouth

We need to get Fabio back to market these burgers, stat!

The obvious try too hard humor of these makes them unwatchable but quick and dirty abbreviations of their plots are fun. They need David Fincher or Ang Lee to make a Sharknado movie for me to sign on.

Dolph Lungren has been at the top of my Cable casting picks for a long time

Also insert classy joke here that if you are gonna be kneeling during the national anthem it might as well fit the mood

Somewhere, Carl Lewis is sending in an audition tape

And If i learned anything from Jack White its that with a piece of plywood an amp and a few strings you can be up and running in seconds